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【開工厚多士】辦公室5大三煞位 坐錯隨時中伏
06 Apr 2016

買樓講地段,Office揀位同樣講位置。萬一不幸坐正「衰位」,小則渾身唔聚財,重則行衰運行路打倒褪,揀個好位同揀好老婆同樣重要。有網友就留言說,工作位置對正上司,日日被人望到實,返工慘過坐監。

 

 

網友話,最怕上司坐正後面個位,事關做完野想開其他網睇睇都唔得,上司見到佢上網,即刻話你係未做完野,冇野做要出聲喎,吊頸都無得抖氣,堪稱最慘豬。網民紛紛留言哀悼,「係人坐係(喺)後面都唔舒服,好似被監視咁」、「放臭屁逼走你上司」。

 

大家同情網友遭遇嘅同時,都要留意吓公司有乜衰位打死唔好揀,除咗上司前面個位,小編還找出五個辦公室「三煞位」。

 

1. 背向走廊

後面坐咗上司固然慘,但背向走廊更慘,不單老細隨時經過,同事更會在你後面出出入入,壓力大增,想hea一hea都怕有人見到,隨時俾人「篤背脊」。

 

 

2. 洗手間隔離

洗手間是office每位同事必經之地,坐在隔離不單感覺上衛生較差,總是感到有陣特殊氣味,而且洗手間是公司是非之地,隨時聽到不應知道的消息,招致殺身之禍。

 

3. 面壁要思過

醫生經常說整天對著電腦熒幕,要定時望遠放鬆眼睛,不過如果當你站起來,只能望到前面的一道牆,你想放鬆眼睛都幾難。而且成日對住冷冰冰的牆,環境不夠開揚,人都都會鬱悶點。

 

4. 冷氣風口位

風繼續吹,很想遠離。坐正風口位,冷氣兜頭吹,成日頭痛感冒,加了人工都不夠睇醫生。為咗做足防風措施,身處公司都要包到去咗沙漠咁。

 

 

 

5. 影印機旁邊

怕咗輻射唔再去日本,但偏偏坐在影印機旁邊,同事日印夜印,你就同時吸收輻射,還有那些炭粉噴噴噴,總是搞到人心煩。再加上每次有人不懂用影印機都來問你,煩唔煩呀?

 

你有無坐正「三煞位」,想轉工換換環境呢?立即登入 Job Market的 Recruitment Day,搵份好工啦!

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